No Timewasters: A Field Guide to the Free-to-a-Good-Home Advertisement
The free section of Britain's classifieds is a literary genre all of its own: half a tin of paint, a piano with one working key, and a phrasebook of passive-aggressive conditions. Here is a tongue-in-cheek taxonomy of the nation's most optimistic giveaways, plus a protocol for collecting a stranger's cast-offs without losing your dignity.